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Why doest thou dizzy us with profligate alphanumericalism? Our eyes, a-bled, spasmodic upon inconstant virtual keyboards, our ears rung afoul with cases most promiscuous... upper-, lower-, humbug! Our fingers crampt weary upon woern shift keys. Nay. Nary! Pray liberate o'er the spiteful tyranny of Big Character Set; lead us to Base-26 salvation.
 — Humanity, while being read a short url over the phone and trying to type it on an iPad